Fangs, foxes and flatulence; new this week at the buffet...

This week the BMB offers up a veritable visual vicissitude of vampire vixens with a trio of truly trashy trash film.

First join Bunny as she digs up a double feature featuring twice the vamps and twice the bite, Cemetery Girls & Vampire Hookers.

Then join the Kommandant as he spends the night in a deserted hotel with the Daughters Of Darkness.

Funky fish and cursed coins; new this week at the buffet...

This week the Kommandant jumps into the pool of post-Jaws films and encounters a Barracuda.

While Bunny sets sail for a rather non-furious adventure with late '80s "shocker," Island Fury.

Skunks and punks; new this week at the buffet...

This week the BMB kicks off the month of Rocktober with a double dose of rock'n'roll related films.

First lace up your Doc Martens and head to the Bay Area with the Kommandant as he queues up and tries to get into 924 Gilman St: Let's Talk About Tact And Timing.

Then join Bunny and get on the bus for a ride with Ladies And Gentleman The Fabulous Stains.

Multiple maniacs; new this week at the buffet...

This week Bunny gets Psychotronic(a) with a double dose of sleazy '70s sinema, Delinquent Schoolgirls / Dream No Evil.

While the Kommandant heads for the Decade That Dripped Blood to study up on forgotten slasher flick Final Exam.

Dagger Debs & pirate zombies; new this week at the buffet...

This week Bunny spends the night in a place where trouble comes in high heels, the Smut Shack, with The Bad Luck Betties.

While the Kommandant heads for a remote desert island to attempt surviving Survive This!

Transplants and miscreants; new this week at the buffet...

This week Bunny colors the buffet blood red with obscure Eurotrash thriller Crimson.

While our own inglorious bastard the Kommandant enlists to partake in the shoot-'em-up glory of Inglorious Bastards.

Town crazies and crazies out on the town; new this week at the buffet...

This week Bunny dares to be alone in the dark with obscure '80s horror flick Alone In The Dark.

While the Kommandant spends a freaky Wednesday night watching somewhat confused indie horror film Freaky Farley.

Yet more mystics, moonlight and mayhem*; new this week at the buffet...

(*Sorry to repeat myself but, in retrospect, last week's title is particularly fitting for this week's menu items; perhaps even more fitting than it's previous use.)

This week the BMB travels from the foggy canals of Venice to the spooky shores of Bali for two otherwise unrelated slices of International sinema.

First, join Bunny as she takes a seat in the Trattoria Of Terror for a piping hot plate of Giallo, The Bloodstained Shadow.

Then join the Kommandant and be mystified by ultra kooky Asian cult horror flick, Mystics In Bali.

At the risk of repeating myself a second time in the same week - in other news, the Yahoo Group is still acting up. I don't think it ever sent last week's update email either. Ugh! I guess we'll give it another week or two & see what happens.

Mystics, moonlight and mayhem; new this week at the buffet...

This week we've got a double dose of werewolfery sure to satisfy and confuse hungry B-Movie viewers.

First, Bunny is cursed and bedeviled by Paul Naschy's Curse Of The Devil.

Then the Kommandant tears apart early '80s werewolf-esque film, Wolfen.

In other news, the Yahoo Group is acting up again. I don't think it ever sent last week's update email. Hopefully it will work this week!

The BMB is back!

This week the Buffet returns to our regularly scheduled regular schedule with a hearty, double helping of British horror icon Christopher Lee.

(Um, except only one of the films is of the horror genre. And, now that I think about it, said non-horror film may have been made in Germany, not England. You won't hold this against us though right? We're still a little rusty from vacation. Rest assured, both movies star Christopher Lee.)

Anywhoo, first join Bunny as she packs up her bandana and runs away to join Circus Of Fear.

Then join the Kommandant and head for the vaults of Hammer Horror to gamble on The Man Who Could Cheat Death.

Silence, symbolism and sapphic sex; new this week at the buffet...

This week Bunny & the Kommandant tear into the jugular vein of five freaky, fetishy flicks by French filmmaker Jean Rollin in our newest feature, Lips Of Blood, Grapes Of Death.

(PS: As you may have guessed from the artwork at the right of this post, this piece was originally published in issue #31 of carbon 14, our humble journal of art, film, music, smut and wrestling; due back from the printer whenever it is done being printed.)

And on that note we are out of here! We will return from summer vacation on or around August 13th; refreshed, revived and ready to review all of the DVDs in our collective review pile. See you then!

Kill and be killed; new this week at the buffet...

This week Stately Wayne Manor decides the fate of early '90s obscurity Kill Or Be Killed.

While the Kommandant shines a light on Paul Naschy's grammatically incorrect Werewolf Shadow.

And now the stinging starts; new this week at the buffet...

This week it's time to bust out the bug spray for a double dose of deadly drive-in-appropriate Apian activity.

First prepare to be enveloped in cheesy British horror as Bunny gets stung by Amicus Films' The Deadly Bees.

Then watch in horror as the Kommandant gets swarmed by the deadly swarm of Irwin Allen's The Swarm.

Black magic vs. white magic; new this week at the buffet...

This week our menu features a heaping helping of magic, mayhem and attempted magical mayhem '70s sinema style.

First join the Kommandant as he lives through the reincarnation of the Dracula myth courtesy The Reincarnation Of Isabel.

Then join Bunny and fall under the spell of the wacky white witchery of Simon, King Of The Witches.

Vapid virgins and vexing vampires; new this week at the buffet...

This week we've got a variety of vampiric nonsense that surely has Bram Stoker spinning in his grave.

First Bunny sheds no tears over Jean Rollin's Requiem For A Vampire.

Then the Kommandant doesn't exactly fall in love with Jess Franco's Vampire Lovers Double Feature, Vampire Blues & Vampire Junction.

Spies, thighs and private eyes; new this week at the buffet...

This week join the Kommandant & scrub up to do some exploratory surgery on Operation Pussycat.

Then join Bunny and spend the night with the un-official original man of mystery, Our Man Flint.

A whole Lado love; new this week at the buffet...

This week Bunny spends a long night watching Aldo Lado's Short Night Of Glass Dolls.

While Giallo Biafra invites you into his Trattoria Of Terror for a curious slice of Giallo, Who Saw Her Die?

A cavalcade of cranial craziness; new this week at the buffet...

This week the B-Movie Buffet wants, and needs, your skull... to watch this double feature of films that feature disembodied skulls.

With this sentiment in mind (ahem) join the Kommandant as he investigates a terrifying case of skull-duggery, The Four Skulls Of Jonathan Drake.

Then join Bunny as she measures the skull bumps of Amicus Films' The Skull.

Vixens and voodoo; new this week at the buffet...

This week Bunny swims south of the border for a psychotronic double feature of The Mermaids Of Tiburon & Yambao - Cry Of The Bewitched.

While the Kommandant is possessed by Shirley MacLaine's Santaria-riffic possession flick, The Possession Of Joel Delaney.

Intergalactic freaks and barnyard shrieks; new this week at the buffet...

This week the Kommandant jets off to the sexy '70s for an encounter with softcore sci-fi Star Wars parody, The Beast In Space.

Meanwhile, Bunny attempts to determine what, if anything, soothes the savage beasts of Paul Naschy's Human Beasts.